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22. Male. Denmark. Planet.

My life is a mess and I have no Idea what I'm doing.


Studying applied math and loving it!

Mai interests: Small ponies belonging to me, Doctor Who, Taylor Swift, math stuff, especially involving images!!! Star Trek, photography, Doges
Posted on 30th Jul at 12:30 PM, with 164,948 notes
ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

Posted on 29th Jul at 11:20 PM, with 124,164 notes

jakemalik:

someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”

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bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys

Posted on 29th Jul at 11:02 PM, with 26,443 notes

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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Posted on 29th Jul at 10:56 PM, with 38,615 notes

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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Posted on 29th Jul at 10:50 PM, with 60,631 notes

notchicken:

I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife 

who identifies as female 

Posted on 29th Jul at 10:50 PM, with 920,738 notes

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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